SHOTS

ORIGINAL BINGE
It wasn't drinkin', but eatin',
That got us kicked out of Eden.

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IN VINO VERITAS
If there is truth in wine,
Then which should I embrace?
Red or white? When I dine,
I'll drink both -- just in case.

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SOBRIETY TEST
Have I been drinking? Just a little dram.
Hardly enough to weigh an epigram.